I'm normally not one for communal swimming pools, but I have to admit that during these hot, humid dog days of summer, the condo complex pool sure looks inviting.
Until you see this sign...
Allow me to translate and simplify the crypto-medical legalese...
"DON’T LET YOUR KIDS SHIT IN THE POOL."
Obviously this is some sort of ongoing issue otherwise why go to the expense and trouble of manufacturing a sign and bolting it to the gate? The complex is evidently rife with pool-shitting kids.
So, thanks, but no.
